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The rise and fall of three prominent mobsters is the subject of the highly acclaimed 1990 crime thriller Goodfellas. Here are some of Henry's, Jimmy's, Tommy's, and other characters' most memorable, harshest, and funniest Goodfellas quotes.

Which scene from Goodfellas is your favorite?

Goodfellas, directed by Martin Scorsese, stars Ray Liotta, Robert De Niro, and Joe Pesci as Henry Hill, James "Jimmy" Conway, and Tommy DeVito, respectively. The movie has won a lot of awards, including Best Film, Best Director, and Best Adapted Screenplay at the British Academy Film Awards.

Goodfellas spawned a renaissance in the gangster genre and filmmaking worldwide because of its realistic portrayals and innovative editing style. As a result, the United States Library of Congress added the picture to the National Film Registry in 2000.

Do you want to relive the highs and lows of the film Goodfellas? Take a peek at the following quotes!

Also, take a look at these Godfather quotes about devotion and family.

Quotes from Henry Hill in the film Goodfellas

1. "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

2. "To me being a gangster was better than being president of the United States." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

3. "One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

4. "You know, we always called each other goodfellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a goodfella. He's one of us." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

5. "Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

6. "If we wanted something, we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

7. "For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

8. "Anything I wanted was a phone call away. Free cars. The keys to a dozen hideout flats all over the city. I bet twenty, thirty grand over a weekend and then I'd either blow the winnings in a week or go to the sharks to pay back the bookies." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

9. "We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. And now it's all over." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

10. "To us those goody-good people who worked s**tty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work and worried about bills, were dead. They were suckers. They had no balls." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

11. "If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you, doesn't happen that way." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

12. "Killing's got to be accepted. Murder was the only way that everybody stayed in line. You got out of line, you got whacked. Everybody knew the rules." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

13. "Your murderers come with smiles, they come as your friends, the people who've cared for you all of your life. And they always seem to come at a time that you're at your weakest and most in need of their help." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

14. "When you think of prison you get pictures in your mind of all those old movies with rows and rows of guys behind bars. It wasn't like that for wiseguys." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

15. "We had to sit still and take it. It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Tommy in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open-casket funeral." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

16. "Thirty-two hundred dollars he gave me. Thirty-two hundred dollars for a lifetime. It wasn't even enough to pay for the coffin." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

17. "It was easy for all of us to disappear. My house was in my mother-in-law's name. My cars were registered to my wife. My social security cards and driver's licenses were phonies. I never voted. I never paid taxes. My birth certificate and my arrest sheet… that's all you'd ever have to know I was alive." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

18. "Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies." – Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

Goodfellas quotes by Jimmy Conway and Tommy DeVito

19. "Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut." – Jimmy Conway (Robert De Niro)

20. "Look what this f**king mutt did to my shoes." – Jimmy Conway (Robert De Niro)

21. "Stop with those f**king drugs. They're making your mind into mush. You hear me? Take 'em back!" – Jimmy Conway (Robert De Niro)

22. "She'll never divorce him. She'll kill him but she won't divorce him." – Jimmy Conway (Robert De Niro)

23. "Come on f**kos. Let's go for a ride." – Jimmy Conway (Robert De Niro)

24. "I'm funny how?  Funny, like, I'm a clown?  I amuse you?" – Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)

25. "You'd be late to your own f**king funeral." – Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)

26. "Hey, Spider, that f**kin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your f**kin' head." – Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)

27. "All right, so he got shot in the foot, what is it, a big f**kin' deal? – Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)

28. "Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. F**kin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat." – Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)

29. "Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or ya still go for the old hearts and lungs?" – Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)

30. "All right, so he got shot in the foot, what is it, a big f**kin' deal?" – Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)

31. "Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning." – Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)

32. "What, do you got me on a f**kin' pay-no-mind list, kid?" – Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)

33. "Hey, Henry, Henry, hurry up, will ya? My mother's gonna make some fried peppers and sausage for us." – Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)

34. "You know Spider, you're a f**kin' mumbling stuttering little f**k. You know that?" – Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)

35. "I didn't want to get blood on your floor." – Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)

36. "You're hanging around my f**kin' neck like a vulture, like impending danger." – Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)

37. "What am I, a mirage?" – Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)

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Karen Hill quotes from the film Goodfellas

38. "Yeah, I'm crazy.  Crazy enough to kill the both of you." – Karen Hill (Lorraine Bracco)

39. "I'm going to tell everybody who walks in this building that in 2R, Rossi, you're nothing but a whore!" – Karen Hill (Lorraine Bracco)

40. "Wake up, Henry." – Karen Hill (Lorraine Bracco)

41. "You got some nerve standing me up like that last night! Nobody does that to me! Who the Hell do you think you are? Frankie Valli or some kinda bigshot?" – Karen Hill (Lorraine Bracco)

42. "But still I couldn't hurt him. How could I hurt him? I couldn't even bring myself to leave him. The truth was that no matter how bad I felt I was still very attracted to him. Why should I give him to someone else? Why should she win?" – Karen Hill (Lorraine Bracco)

43. "Our husbands weren't brain surgeons, they were blue-collar guys. The only way they could make extra money, real extra money, was to go out and cut a few corners." – Karen Hill (Lorraine Bracco)

44. "It was rough seeing the wives of other gangsters. They did not take care of themselves; they looked beat up and their faces were caked with makeup. Most of the time was spent talking about how rotten their kids were; how they decked them or whipped them with electrical wiring and the kids still wouldn't pay attention." – Karen Hill (Lorraine Bracco)

45. "I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on." – Karen Hill (Lorraine Bracco)

46. "When we went to the Islands or Vegas to vacation, we always went together. No outsiders, ever. It got to be normal. It got to where I was even proud that I had the kind of husband who was willing to go out and risk his neck just to get us the little extras." – Karen Hill (Lorraine Bracco)

Goodfellas quotes by others

47. "Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time." – Morrie (Chuck Low)

48. "Hey! F**k 'em! F**k 'em in the ear! What are you talking about? F**k 'em in the other ear, that son of a b*tch! Did I ever bust his balls? Did I? Did I? I could've jumped the dime a million times, and I wouldn't have to pay tip!" – Morrie (Chuck Low)

49. "Why don't you boys go down to Wall Street and find some real crooks? Whoever sold you those suits had a wonderful sense of humor." – Tuddy Cicero (Frank DiLeo)

50. "The way I saw it, everybody takes a beating sometime." – Young Henry (Christopher Serrone)

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When was the last time you were a glutton for punishment?

Let's face it: there are many lessons in The Godfather that you won't want to apply to your own life. While it's crucial to prioritize your family and maintain loyalty as a character trait that you can identify with, you won't want to go to the extremes that the movie characters do.

These Godfather quotes can serve as a reminder to be loyal, as well as a good friend and family member. Reading through them can be enjoyable. They might even persuade you to revisit the film series or give it a shot for the first time.

Did these Godfather quotes and lines make you laugh? Which of the following quotes do you find the most inspiring? Let us know what happened in the comments section below. We'd like to know everything there is to know.

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